• In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On Sears hair dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    Some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
    Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

    On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating

    On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body

    On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine
    Do not drive car or operate machinery

    On Nytol (a sleep aid):
    Warning: may cause drowsiness

    On a kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.

    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's Peanuts
    Warning: contains nuts

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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