• Heavenly Messages

    1) The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

    2) Under same management for over 2000 years

    3) Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back

    4) Soul food served here

    5) You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving

    6) Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive

    7) Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are

    8) Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

    9) Come early for a good Back seat

    10) Seven days without prayer makes one weak

    11) No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!

    12) Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due

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  • Read the Signs:

    1) How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?

    2) Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

    3) It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

    4) Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

    5) If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

    6) Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

    7) This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?

    8) Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

    9) In the dark? Follow the Son.

    10) Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

    11) If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

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  • God Says:

    1) A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash

    2) K-Mart isn't the only saving place!

    3) Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary

    4) Delay is preferable to error

    5) Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible

    6) It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

    7) What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?

    8) A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

    9) The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

    10) Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings

    11) Forbidden fruit creates many jams

    12) Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!

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  • Biblical Theme Songs

    Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
    Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
    Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
    Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
    Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
    Moses: "The Wanderer"
    Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
    Samson: "Hair"
    Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
    Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
    Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
    Peter: "I'm Sorry"
    Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
    Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
    The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
    Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
    Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
    Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
    Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

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  • The Positive Side of Life

    Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

    How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

    Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

    Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

    Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

    Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

    If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

    You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

    Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

    A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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