• Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?

    A. No, he already fell for it once.

    riddles[112]

  • Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

    A. The thought had never entered his head before.

    riddles[111]

  • Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

    A. David - he rocked Goliath to sleep.

    riddles[110]

  • Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?

    A. They used floodlights.

    riddles[109]

  • Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

    riddles[108]

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