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  A Minister had a group of trustees over to paint the parsonage. It was getting late and it looked like they were going to run out of paint, but by that time the paint store was closed. The pastor looked and noted that it was water based paint, so they added water to thin the paint and finished the job.
  
  That night it rained cats and dogs. The pastor worried that the paint which wasn't dry would be washed from the house. Sure enough, in the morning all the paint to which they had added water was washed from the house. At that moment the clouds parted and the pastor heard a voice from above. It said "Repaint and thin no more."

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  At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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  A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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  A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
  
  The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
  
  Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
  
  Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

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  A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.
  
  The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David."
  
  The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm am Catholic and this is the Crucifix."
  
  The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

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