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  A class of children were almost finished making their models of the nativity scene and one little boy had done a lovely job. Some animals, Mary, Joseph, three wise men, shepherds were all there. However the teacher noticed an extra, rather overweight man in the scene as well.
  
  "Who is that? Johnny?" she asked.
  
  "Oh, that's Round John Virgin, of course"

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  A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. How do you know what to say?" he asked.
  
  "Why, God tells me."
  
  "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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  While working for our local church, we have a ministry that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter with me on my afternoon rounds.
  
  She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
  
  One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,
  
  "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

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  To close each day's activities in summer and on holidays in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Florida, a huge fireworks display lights up the sky.
  
  One night I noticed a small boy about three years old perched on his father's shoulder. The child sat mesmerized, aware only of what was exploding in the heavens. When the fireworks were over, the little boy looked up into the sky again and said, "Thank you, God."

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  While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
  
  The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
  
  "Glory be unto the Faaaather. and unto the Sonnnn. . ...and into the hole he gooooes."

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