• A four-year-old asked her mother about the white stones in a graveyard. Mom replied, "That's where all the dead people are."

    Much surprised, the girl asked, "That's heaven?"

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  • A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.

    The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

    "Preacher," said the young man, "I'm sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

    The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

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  • A minister was talking to a children's Sunday School class about kindness to animals. He cited the Biblical references to substantiate his case.

    "Now let's suppose," he said, "that you saw a bad person cutting off the tail of a cat. What Biblical quotation would you use to tell him of the terrible wrong he was doing?"

    "I would point out to him," one of the class said, "what God hath joined together, let no man put asunder."

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  • A little boy was asked to name the first man. He promptly answered, "Adam."

    Then, he was asked to name the first woman. He pondered long and hard and finally suggested, "Madam?"

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  • A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and then turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR... step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

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