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Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus.
When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead!" The teacher urged him to tell us more.
He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing he didn't just say 'Come out!' because there would have been a stampede of dead guys."
Needless to say our congregation enjoyed the presentation very much.jokes[236]
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A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."jokes[233]
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A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church", the minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."jokes[232]
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A sunday school teacher was teaching kids about doing good things always and never to do things one will be ashamed of.
To make her point she told the kids never to do anything in private that they would not want anyone to see them do in public.
"Yippee!" cried little Johnny from the back of the class, "No more bathing!"jokes[230]
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First Member: I thought the sermon was divine. It reminded me of the peace of God. It passed all understanding.
Second Member: It reminded me of the mercies of God. I thought it would endure forever.jokes[229]
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