• At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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  • A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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  • George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long, flowing, white robe with a long, flowing, white beard and long, flowing, white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

    George W., struck by the manšs appearance, approached the man and asked, "Aren't you Moses?"

    The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

    George W., unaccustomed to being ignored, positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"

    The man continued staring at the ceiling.

    George W. then tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"

    The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am."

    George W. asked him why he ignored him and the man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert."

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  • A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.

    The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

    Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

    Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

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  • A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.

    The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David."

    The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm am Catholic and this is the Crucifix."

    The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

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